| It was a very dark day when we had learned that the Pinball Wizard had confessed that he hadn't played pinball in over three years, leading many to speculate as to weither or not he remains the wizard he once was. "I just don't know what to think anymore", replied Meridith Beapples of Red Feather Lakes, Colorado. "If he's not the pinball wizard anymore, then I just might have to burn all of my pinball posters of him and sell my magazines of Pinball Quarterly". This sentiment was echoed across the nation as throngs of fans were shocked to hear the news. ~from wire services |