Join the Bob's Funland fan club today and receive all kinds of benifits that would just boggle your weak and feeble mind!

Join now and you'll get the following!:

But that's not all!

For a limited time only, join now and you will recieve and free sample of surplus computer software samples!!! It could be anything from an IMB 0S/2 demo disk or even a rare Macintosh: Fall '93 Promo CD set!! You may even be lucky enough to get an AOL 6.0 disk!!! The possibilities are endless.

Yes, you insigifigant piece of shit, can be lucky enough to meet Bob Funland in person!!

Join today, and you can meet Bob Funland for real! Yes, if you are lucky, Bob Funland will show up to your house in the middle of the night, looking for a place to sleep off his hangerover! And if you are very lucky Bob Funland will christen your home with his special sauce!!

Join Today and receive all these benefits and more!

Join the Bob Funland's Fan Club right now!!!!

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  Can Bob Funland come over to your house and sleep off his hangovers?
  Can Bob Funland steal food from your refridgerator?
  Would you like a sample of Bob Funland's special sauce?
  Would you be willing to provide Bob Funland with interest free loans?
  Would you be willing to take the fall for one or all of the many crimes that Bob Funland has committed?
if the above answer is yes, please select a crime from the list:
  If you went to jail for one of Bob Funland's crimes, would you be willing to be somebody's bitch?
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